I have started this blog because April made me. She said I should for people who do not use myspace. I found that to be a good enough reason, so here I go again on my own.
I will try to blog frequently. I will try not to offend anyone, but if I do, oh well. I will try to make you laugh, cry, fart, and spit milk out of your nose. If you do all those at once, please let me know how you did it.
If no one is interested in reading my blogs, screw you.
What will my topics be you ask? Well my dear peeps, there will be many. I may rant and rave about everything from my own personal life, my friends lives, what I am watching on tv, what I am reading, what music I am listening to, the funny things people say or do, or I may just tell you what I had to eat that particular morning. Nothing is off limits and no one is safe. Be warned, I do swear and I am not afraid to talk about anything. I warned you now. You cannot yell at me in the future. For the sake of my mother who will probably read these, I will post warnings if they are going to be graphic.
I hope you enjoy. I hope people read these. I hope this is not a waste of my ever so precious time.
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2 comments:
Yay! I'm happy you're blogging on here. I always enjoy your blogs. And while I will most likely never do all of those things you mentioned at once, I will still find most of what you write hilarious. Hope you have fun doing this.
thanks for warning!
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