POP goes MTV

I never miss an MTV movie or video music award. As a matter of fact, I don't think I have missed one since 1994. The year of the infamous M.J. and Priscella Presley kiss. I was a youngin then, but I remember being grossed out by it. Well, this year, I was grossed out by a lot of things on the VMA's.

First off, lets just call music what it is now. Shit. Every person on there does the same thing year after  year, and people are still buying into it. I am not. Kings of Leon was nominated yes. I will give credit there because they are good. Green Day, oh you poor boys that only know a few chords and sing the same damn song again and again. Lucky for you, thats what these kids like. I liked you back in the day. Until I realized I had heard it all before. I am getting ahead of myself here. Let me start from the beginning.

The M.J. tribute. It was okay. The dancing was cool because they played his videos on the screen and the dancers on the stage were mimicking the moves perfectly. Janet came out and did the same. Other than that, it was lame. I hope this does not contiue for every award show till the end of time though. Yeah, he was a great entertainer, yes he died to soon, but come on.

Russell Brand was the host again. If you do not know who he is, please go to your nearest Redbox and rent Forgetting Sarah Marshall. He is a funny man if you like that kind of humor. Which I normally do. Tonight I learned that Russell is better in small doses. His voice really started to get on my nerves tonight. And he seems a bit obssessed with Lady GagGag. ( I stole that name from my mother. Thank you mom, but it is now mine)

Speaking of Ms. GagGag. Wait, hold on................................ok..no wait................ugh. Ok, I am better. I just had to throw up again. I think I can continue on now. Maybe if I try to not say her name I can get through this paragraph without throwing up again. That woman was downright strange tonight. First of all, how many times do you need to change your crazy ass outfits? Second, do you really want to look like an eskimo that had sex with a lion? Thirdly, do you think it is approiate to pretend you have been stabbed and then pretend you are dead? Russell Brand mentioned that there are rumors on the internet that she is not a woman. May I present you, Russell Brand, with my award for the evening. It is the NO SHIT award. Congrats to you. She is not a woman. She is not a man either. She is a martian from the planet Weird. Bjork and those Flock of Seagull guys also came from there. Look what happened to them. I do hope the same happens to GagGag. I hope that in a couple years she will just be in flashback moments and people will say, " I think she is now back on her planet designing clothes for her fellow martians."

Kanye West. A.K.A.- The man who needs attention. The little boy I should say. There is not an awards show that goes by that he does not cause some kind of scene that is just completely rude. Tonight, he topped himself in my opinion. Little sweet Taylor Swift won an award for best new video. Beyonce was in this category. Taylor was on stage in the middle of accepting her precious moon man statue, when Kanye got up there, took the mic out of her hands, and said, " I am sorry Taylor, and I will let you finish, but Beyonce has the best video EVER. BEST VIDEO EVER."  Poor Swifty just stood there looking like a doe ( wait, I think baby female deers are fawns. I'm not sure.) caught in the headlights. Then MTV proceeds to wisk her off the stage. The people were booin. What an ass that Kanye is. Beyonce saved the day though. Mrs. Jay Z later won the award for Video of the Year, which I think is an annoying ass song by the way. She won and instead of giving her speech, she told Taylor to come back out and finish enjoying her time in the spotlight. What a lady that Beyonce is.

Of course no award show in the past couple years is complete without the cast of Twilight. Robert Pattison is so gay, and everytime I see him, my gaydar starts flipping out. I have a friend who is obviously not getting her gaydar inspected yearly, so she is in love with him. It is fitting that he plays a vampire in these movies. He looks like one even when he isnt shooting the movie. Speaking of vampire movies, have you noticed that vampire tv shows and movies are everywhere now? Have you also noticed that as soon as one thing becomes popular on tv or in the movies, there will literally be 50 clones of it out the next week? Has it always been like that? Think if Back to the Future would have been made in this decade.

Pink was actually good, which does not surprise me. Apparently, not only can she sing and write some great songs, but she is an acrobat.

Mr. Beyonce along with Alicia Keys was cool. As a minor fan of very few rap songs, Jay Z is by far the best there is.

That's about all really. Whatever I forgot to mention was because it was not worth mentioning. Where was Kings of Leon?

I would like to say this...I am aware that I am talking shit on people who make millions a year, most are pretty, and they have some talent ( except gag girl). I am also aware that I am just a thirty year old, single mom, unemployeed, and overweight. Talking crap about these people makes me feel better about all that so I will continue to do it until one of them kills me. Which would never happen because they would never read this.

Also, I seem to not be spelling so well lately and I cant find the damn spell check on this. I see my errors and wish for y ou not to comment on them. Thank you. Thank you for reading.

And please, if you missed any of these things I just blogged about, please go to You Tube and check em out. I would have put links to the videos on here if I were smart enough to figure out how to get them on.