I am back readers! I know you all missed me. I missed me too. I spent way too many days away and I am afraid I lost my humor. Lets see if it comes back to me.
I have a friend who is obsessed with Craigslist. She tells me everyday to get on there to buy and sell things. Today, I finally did. I posted one item for sale, and will let you know how that goes. I browsed the ads and items for sale. I am amazed at some of the things people are asking money for. Seriously, I do not want your used underwear. I most certainly do not want your used toilet. Who is going to pay money for worn underwear? If you know of someone who would, please slap them silly for me.
My daughter spits like a camel. Is this normal? Just curious.
My son told me recently that I need a husband. Oh my dear boy. If you only knew.
Can I post an ad on Craigslist for someone to come and clean my home for free? I think I can, and I think I will.
If you are with your friend, and you are talking about porno's and enema's, and she is still not listening to you, there is something wrong.
Sitting around the house all day causes strange things to happen to your body. I am pale, tired during the day, up all night, and I think I am growing fangs. Hey! Maybe I can try out for the next installment of the ever so gay Twilight movies.
Why do people in consignment shops act so rude? You are getting great deals in those places people! Cheer up. I personally will be in aisle 3 doing my happy dance. Please dont ruin my joy with your crappy attitude. Thank you.
MY BABY IS A GIRL. JUST BECAUSE SHE HAS NO HAIR DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN CALL HER A BOY. LOOK AT ALL THE PINK SHE IS WEARING. HELLLOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay. Thats all for now. I wanted to go light since it has been some time.
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I LOVE craigslist. I have sold many an item on there. Start the price high and if you get no takers, lower it every 3 days. You will be amazed at what some people will pay!
I agree the Twilight movie was gay but I have to say I liked the books. Not as much as the Potter series but they were okay.
People are definitely colorblind! Pink carseat, pink clothes and pink blankets. They still call her a him. gggrrrr.
I am home all day, most days if you need a break, come over: stay and chat or drop the baby off and go to the grocery store alone! :-)
Liz
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