Here is my Christmas wish list for this year. Notice I said CHRISTMAS. Not holiday wish list. I understand the reasoning behind calling it Holiday. But, I will never, ever, ever, call it anything but Christmas!
1.) I would like Lady GagGag to be kidnapped and taken to another planet. Nuff said right?
2.) Would someone please keep my daughter overnight? Thanks. I want to go to bed at 8 and sleep until noon the next day.
3.) Clean my house. Seriously. Just do it. I clearly am having trouble cleaning these days and I would really like to see my kitchen table and bedroom floor in this century.
4.) I want a year's supply of toilet paper. Yes, yes I do. I need it. One of the biggest fears I have is that I will run out of toilet paper. I have no clue why I worry about this, but I do.
5.) Please stop telling me how big my daughter is. I know she is. I even comment on it now. I am not sure why she is so big, but she is. I have a complex about and I do not want to give her one.
6.) ALL BILL COLLECTORS: I AM NOT PAYING. YOU SHOULD GET THIS POINT BY NOW AND IF YOU DON'T, CLEARLY, YOU LACK INTELLIGENCE. LEAVE ME ALONE FOR THE REST OF THE MONTH.
7.) There will be snow this year on Christmas right? If not, please, make that happen. I want to sled on Christmas with my son.
8.) Those gray hairs that keep popping up on my head, yeah, go away. I am thirty! Seriously, it is not time yet.
9.) Hey Craigslist! This one is for you. I want you to sell my stuff Craig. I put it up there, why are you not selling it for me? I have tools, dresses, records. Just sell it already.
10.) Lastly, I wish for all my friends, family, haters, and kiddo's to have the best damn CHRISTMAS ever.
Thank you.
P.S. I have clearly run out of stuff to blog about.
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- kristen42
- I am a single mother to 2 children. I am currently unemployed and think that sucks. I have lots to say and will say it all.
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6 comments:
So...JG is not on your list?
My dear friend, I added that on my fb comments after I posted this blog. How silly of me to forget huh?
Hey Kristen, I love your wish list. My number one wish is for God to reveal to me a love that I have not known. Number two is for everyone that I hold near and dear to my heart to be truly blessed, and that all they desire be given to them this Christmas!
Love and Miss you sooooooo much!
Mikey
Records? What kind of records???
Beatles, Zep, Marley, Who, Fleetwood. Sorry it took so long to respond, I am not used to people commenting on my blog so I rarely check it.
Mikey, I love you tooooooooooooooo. It will get better my love.
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